Yank Out My Chest Hair

OK, here's my torso.  Decide which hair(s) you want to yank and then scroll to the bottom to get it done.  If you have no idea what's going on, the read the explanation below.

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From my original blog post:

Let me start this by saying I got the inspiration for this idea while looking at Chris Pirillos Rent My Chest site.  The first thing I thought was, "Geez, I could never do that!  I've got too much hair and it would confuse the words."  Chris' chest is almost completely clean!  I'm not sure if he's even reached full puberty yet!  :-)  Well, that's for him to know...

So, I had this great fun idea.  I thought I'd sell NOT space on my chest, by my chest hair!  For a lot less money than Chris, too!  He's charging $50 for the basic word and depending on options it can get a lot more expensive than that.  Now, all things considered, Chris probably gets a hell of a lot more traffic than I do so I'm sure it's worth it.  I have a small amount of traffic to my various sites but they are all listed in all of the major search engines.

What I'm proposing is this... for $1, I will pluck a hair from my chest, take a picture of it and display it with your site name and a link back to you from the "Yank Out My Chest Hair" page.  That's just one dollar and you'll get a link that Google, Yahoo, MSN, etc. will find and help to increase your rank.  That's a pretty good deal!  You'll also get a piece of my chest hair named after you!  What more could you ask for? Well, there are more options!  Let me list them...

$1 = 1 hair yanked, photograhed and linked.
$3 = A gets you a clump of my hair yanked out and picture and link.
$10 = Will get you the clump, picture and sidebar links from all of my sites including, The Little Things, Little Things Quotes, Radio Is Dead, Gramma B's Recipes and Chench.com
$20 = All of the above, plus a review of your site in a post on The Little Things, An extra large clump yanked out and a picture of me and my pain wrought face as I yank out the requested clump. 

All payments to be made via paypal or email me and we can make some other arrangement.

You can even request the general area of my chest that you'd like the hair(s) ripped from.  Options are open btw.  If you want, you can submit your own idea and we'll discuss cost.

Hey, do me a favor and send Yank Out My Chest Hair to whoever you may think will enjoy it and have a laugh at this fool who's trying to do something semi-original to make a buck and keep his site running!.